What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 14:42

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Have you ever gone to a porn theater with your wife?

Unacceptable again!

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No, not a chance

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds

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Loons and Moons

Just Forget it!

share office space ...

What are my 10 favorite rock record album opening tracks?

Freaks and Cheeks

No way

Next, they tried...

Does whey protein affect the kidneys?

They put up a sign reading

Thumbs down again.

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

I’m a 25 year old teacher teaching at boys school & I have colleagues younger than me. I caught one of my students telling her he wanted her as his teacher instead & it hurt my feelings. They compliment her a lot. It makes me jealous. What do I do?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Nuts and Butts

Everyone loved it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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So, the docs changed it to read

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)